WDYDWYD

Why Do You Do What You Do?

Because the universe is expanding.
Because the Martians are landing.
Because the sound is maddening.
Because this song is saddening.
Because the world is ending.

Because it's a far, far better rest.
Because I helped create this dreadful mess.
Because I'm completely obsessed.
Because I'll never digress.
Because the west is the best.

Because I said so.
Because you told me so.
Because they told me no.
Because I just think so.
Because I love you so.

Because the Man in Black Fled.
Because the Gunslinger bled.
Because all my friends are dead.
Because I can't find my bed.
Because I've lost my head.

Because I'm an exile.
Because I'm vile.
Because I've got guile.
Because I've got feminine wiles.
Because I feel just like a child.

I do what I do because I do it all for you.
I do what I do because the world needs me to.
I do what I do because it's what Jesus would do.
I do what I do because God told me to.
I do what I do because Sam told me to.

I do what I do because no one else will do it.
I do what I do so I can just get through it.
I do what I do because all the cool kids do it.
I do what I do because the TV said it.
I do what I do because The Beatles sang it.

I do what I do because that's what I do.